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[respecthehair]

1. Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?

2. I have an angry, unintelligible voicemail of you yelling at me for ten minutes straight.

3. I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. if you are interested in buying a ticket, let me know. $10 a ticket.

4. Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.